D&D Wife Stat Block Mug

The wife stat mug is the perfect gift for a dungeons & dragons obsessed spouse. It has a funny D&D style stat for the wife "creature" and makes a great anniversary, valentine's day or birthday gift. The design is a full monster stat block for the Wife, printed in black and deep red, with abilities like Notice Anything Different?, which grants advantage on stealth whenever a new hairstyle goes unnoticed.